The 5 Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Ah, Christmastime.  A time where people share  songs  of peace, love and joy to celebrate the season of love.

Or not.

Most songs we love at Christmas are shared all over- even having their own Christmas Radio Stations! But there are some that we don’t hear very often, for VERY good reason.  They are terrible.  They have terrible messages, sound terrible, and just plain SUCK . My husband, who LIVES for bad jokes, bad songs and bad puns asked his friends what was the worst Christmas Songs they’ve heard.  There were SO MANY that I was astounded.  I’m sharing what I think are the worst 5- they’re pretty bad. I’m not including songs from Family Guy or South Park or even Spongebob, which all have some pretty bad songs.  I’m also not including the porn Christmas songs. Yes, there are porn Christmas songs. No, I am not kidding.  These songs below are safe for work- but you might lose your Christmas Spirit after hearing them!



Here’s what I think are the 5 WORST Christmas songs ever – in no particular order.

1.  Grandpa’s Gonna Sue The Pants Off Of Santa

2. Ru Paul- All I Want For Christmas

3. Fred Figglehorn- Christmas Cash

4.  Jeff Durham- Bobby J.  Roadkill Christmas

5. The Little Stinkers: I Farted On Santa’s Lap- Christmas Is Going To Stink For Me.

And Honorable Mentions to any songs from the  Star Wars Christmas Album: (Bonus if you know which one has Bon Jovi as a lead singer!)


R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas

What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

Bells, Bells, Bells

Christmas in the Stars

And, an added bonus: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Merry Christmas!

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